If You Have to Keep Telling Everyone How Alpha You Are, You're Not" T-Shirt – Andrew Tate Satire

Here’s a reality check: If you have to constantly tell everyone how ‘Alpha’ you are, you’re probably just a whiny little bitch who has no clue what it really means to be a man. Our 'If you have to keep telling everyone how Alpha you are, you're not' T-shirt calls out the likes of Andrew Tate and others who flaunt their alpha male persona while masking their misogyny as masculinity. Real men don’t have to shout about it—they just show up, and they sure as hell don’t lose their minds when any little thing doesn’t go their way.

Wear it loud, wear it proud—because nothing screams ‘real man’ like calling out those who think their ego and toxic masculinity make them untouchable. They can keep talking, but it’s not going to make them any more 'manly'.

This is our best seller for a reason. Relaxed, tailored and ultra-comfortable, you'll love the way you look in this durable, reliable classic.

100% pre-shrunk cotton (heather gray color is 90% cotton/10% polyester, light heather gray is 98% cotton/2% polyester, heather black is 50% cotton/50% polyester) | Fabric Weight: 5.0 oz (mid-weight)
Double-stitched seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist
Special Note: Mineral Wash colors have a slight yellow tint and not one is the same due to the special dye process
Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.

normal fit

	A	B	C
S	27.99 inch	17.99 inch	7.48 inch
M	28.98 inch	19.49 inch	7.48 inch
L	30 inch	21.97 inch	7.72 inch
XL	30.98 inch	23.98 inch	7.72 inch
2XL	31.97 inch	25.98 inch	8.74 inch
3XL	32.48 inch	27.48 inch	8.74 inch
4XL	34.49 inch	28.98 inch	8.74 inch
5XL	35 inch	30.98 inch	8.74 inch
6XL	37.48 inch	32.99 inch	8.74 inch