The Golden Cock Classic T-Shirt

Introducing the "Golden Cock" Tee – because what's more fitting than a loud, pompous rooster with a combover as big as his ego, surrounded by shiny plastic golden eggs? It’s the ultimate symbol of entitlement, delusion, and of course, the belief that you can fool people into thinking everything you touch turns to gold. Spoiler: it doesn’t.

This tee is the perfect way to poke fun at those who strut around claiming they’ve got it all, while their golden eggs are clearly just plastic. But hey, at least they’re shiny, right? Too bad most of us normal folks probably can’t afford them anyway, even though they’re fake.

Why This Shirt?

Shine Bright Like a Fake Egg: Because nothing screams "I’ve made it" quite like plastic eggs and delusions of grandeur. Just like his concern for everyday Americans—shiny on the outside, empty on the inside.

Perfect for Reality Checks: Wear this if you’re tired of the ego trips, the gold-plated lies, and the rooster-esque behavior that insists on calling all the shots without ever backing it up. It's all show, no substance. Just like the guy who thinks his wealth makes him a voice for the people—newsflash: it doesn’t.

A Conversation Starter: Wear it and watch people try to figure out if you’re talking about a cocky chicken or a certain someone who’s mastered the art of fakery. Spoiler: It’s both.

Available in Extended/Inclusive Sizing: Because inflated egos come in all shapes and sizes, just like our tees.

Perfect For:

Political Humor Fans: If you love calling out the absurdity of it all, this shirt is your new best friend.
Liberals Who Are Over the Act: Wear it if you're tired of the same tired "golden egg" stories that only benefit the guy selling them.
Fans of Snarky Sarcasm: If you think the whole “shiny things = success” act is a joke, this shirt speaks your language.
It’s time to stop pretending that flashy suits and plastic gold can hide the truth. Put on this tee, and remind the world that true success isn’t about making noise—it’s about having substance. Grab yours now—because the only thing more ridiculous than this cock is the facade people are trying to sell.

This is our best seller for a reason. Relaxed, tailored and ultra-comfortable, you'll love the way you look in this durable, reliable classic.

100% pre-shrunk cotton (heather gray color is 90% cotton/10% polyester, light heather gray is 98% cotton/2% polyester, heather black is 50% cotton/50% polyester) | Fabric Weight: 5.0 oz (mid-weight)
Double-stitched seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist
Special Note: Mineral Wash colors have a slight yellow tint and not one is the same due to the special dye process
Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.

normal fit

	A	B	C
S	27.99 inch	17.99 inch	7.48 inch
M	28.98 inch	19.49 inch	7.48 inch
L	30 inch	21.97 inch	7.72 inch
XL	30.98 inch	23.98 inch	7.72 inch
2XL	31.97 inch	25.98 inch	8.74 inch
3XL	32.48 inch	27.48 inch	8.74 inch
4XL	34.49 inch	28.98 inch	8.74 inch
5XL	35 inch	30.98 inch	8.74 inch
6XL	37.48 inch	32.99 inch	8.74 inch