"Invade Greenland" Vintage Propaganda Unisex Classic Graphic Tee

Ah, Greenland. A huge chunk of land full of ice, snow, and… well, not much else. So naturally, it was only a matter of time before someone pitched the idea of invading it. Channeling the absurdity of wacky political ideas through vintage propaganda-style design, this tee celebrates the "brilliant" idea to invade Greenland. What did Greenland ever do to us, right?

This “Invade Greenland” shirt isn’t just a tee; it’s a conversation starter, a laugh-inducing statement, and a masterpiece of absurdity. Throw on this shirt to remind everyone that, sometimes, the most ridiculous ideas are the ones we can't stop talking about.

Why This Shirt?

Vintage Propaganda Style: Bold, graphic design like the posters from an era when crazy ideas seemed more… stylish? This tee brings the absurdity of invading an ice-covered island into the realm of fashion.

Perfect for Political Buffs & Humor Lovers: Whether you're a political aficionado who finds this whole saga laughable or you just like wearing absurdity as a fashion statement, this shirt is for you.

Sarcastic Humor Enthusiasts: If you think that global affairs being subject to the whims of an aging, out of touch lunatic, this shirt is your new favorite.

A Conversation Starter: Ever wanted to bring up world politics in the most unexpected way while standing in line at the grocery store? Here’s your chance. Wear this shirt, and watch people try to figure out what you’re thinking. Spoiler: you’re thinking this can't be reality.

Available in Extended/Inclusive Sizing:
Sizes ranging from Small to 3XL to accommodate all body types. Because political snark is for everyone.

Get ready to embrace the absurdity. Throw on this tee, and proudly make your statement about this administration's foreign policy.

Grab yours now, because if anything’s as absurd as this tee, it’s the notion of missing out on owning one!

This is our best seller for a reason. Relaxed, tailored and ultra-comfortable, you'll love the way you look in this durable, reliable classic.

100% pre-shrunk cotton (heather gray color is 90% cotton/10% polyester, light heather gray is 98% cotton/2% polyester, heather black is 50% cotton/50% polyester) | Fabric Weight: 5.0 oz (mid-weight)
Double-stitched seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist
Special Note: Mineral Wash colors have a slight yellow tint and not one is the same due to the special dye process
Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.

normal fit

	A	B	C
S	27.99 inch	17.99 inch	7.48 inch
M	28.98 inch	19.49 inch	7.48 inch
L	30 inch	21.97 inch	7.72 inch
XL	30.98 inch	23.98 inch	7.72 inch
2XL	31.97 inch	25.98 inch	8.74 inch
3XL	32.48 inch	27.48 inch	8.74 inch
4XL	34.49 inch	28.98 inch	8.74 inch
5XL	35 inch	30.98 inch	8.74 inch
6XL	37.48 inch	32.99 inch	8.74 inch