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Gulf of WTF Tee Shirt
Gulf of WTF Tee Shirt
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Okay, buckle up. So, apparently, someone in a suit decided that the Gulf of Mexico—y’know, the body of water that’s been called that for centuries—needed a “rebranding.” What’s the new name, you ask? The Gulf of…WTF? (We wish that were the official name, but trust us, the absurdity of this situation is real.) Welcome to 2025, where important issues like climate change, healthcare, and the economy are taking a backseat to…renaming international bodies of water? Because that’s exactly what we need to be concerned about right now, right?
Let’s dive into this. No, seriously. Tump ran on fighting for the working people and reducing the cost of living. Now, in the middle of rising healthcare costs, inflation, and a whole host of pressing issues, we’re focused on rebranding an international body of water. I mean, surely renaming the Gulf of Mexico is going to help Americans struggling to make ends meet. Who needs policy change when you can change the name on a map instead?
Size Range: XS - 6XL.
Who It’s For:
People who are scratching their heads wondering how this became a top priority in 2025. Anyone who’s questioning how we got here, from the renaming of the gulf to banning news organization that refuse to call it the Gulf of America. The kind of person who knows the Gulf of Mexico will always be the Gulf of Mexico, no matter how much you try to change the name. You. Yeah, you’re over it. And you’re ready to let everyone know.
Where to Wear It:
At the beach. Obviously. Or, in bed at night as you're doomscrolling through your inability to sleep. Either works.
Ready to ask the question on everyone’s mind? Get your Gulf of WTF? shirt today and wear it like you just found out this was even a thing. This shirt says it all: The Gulf is still the Gulf, and we’ve got better things to focus on.
Get yours and let’s all agree to stop the madness, one shirt at a time.
- 100% pre-shrunk cotton (heather gray color is 90% cotton/10% polyester, light heather gray is 98% cotton/2% polyester, heather black is 50% cotton/50% polyester) | Fabric Weight: 5.0 oz (mid-weight)
- Double-stitched seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist
- Special Note: Mineral Wash colors have a slight yellow tint and not one is the same due to the special dye process
- Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
| A | B | C | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27.99 inch | 17.99 inch | 7.48 inch |
| M | 28.98 inch | 19.49 inch | 7.48 inch |
| L | 30 inch | 21.97 inch | 7.72 inch |
| XL | 30.98 inch | 23.98 inch | 7.72 inch |
| 2XL | 31.97 inch | 25.98 inch | 8.74 inch |
| 3XL | 32.48 inch | 27.48 inch | 8.74 inch |
| 4XL | 34.49 inch | 28.98 inch | 8.74 inch |
| 5XL | 35 inch | 30.98 inch | 8.74 inch |
| 6XL | 37.48 inch | 32.99 inch | 8.74 inch |
